Number 227 - April 2002

Employee Review
From June 2001 issue of Blue Chip News,
newsletter of Saginaw Valley Computer Association.

    1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
    2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
    3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
    4 thinks twice about assistmg fellow employees, and always
    5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
    6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
    7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
    8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

    9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
    10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
    11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
    12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will
    13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:
    That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd number lines.
  Number 227 - April 2002