Number 206 - July 2000

Mergers On The Humorous Side
from The Bytes of Las Vegas January 2000
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Company merge to become:     Hale Mary Fuller Grace     Dennison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become:     Mine All Mine     Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Crackers merge to become:     Poly-Warner-Cracker.     Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become:     Fairwell Honeychild     3M and Goodyear merge to become:     MMMGood	John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become:     Deere Abi     Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become:     Zip Audi Do Da     Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil merge to become:     Honey I'm Home     3M, J. C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become:     3Penney Opera     Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will merge and become:     Poupon Pants
Number 206 - July 2000