Number 202 - March 2000
The Bureau of Missing Socks1
discovered by Bob Thomson, Tacoma Open Group
    While doing research on a presentation about computer firewalls, and in particluar about the NEC firewall "tunneling software" called SOCKS, I came across this gem of a website at http://www.jagat.com/joel/socks/html (see blurb in right-hand column =>). My discovery was quite accidental and I take no credit for it, but wanted to let you know about it, especially those of you who have more time on your hands than you know what to do with. Further research into this subject is left as an exercise for the reader.
 

The Bureau of Missing Socks
1 Editor's Note: This article is carried in the Hardware section because we have classified socks, being physical things, as hardware even though they are soft (when clean) but sometimes stand alone. The bureau, of course, is hardware.
 
The Bureau of Missing Socks
    The Bureau of Missing Socks is the first organization solely devoted to solving the question of what happens to missing single socks. It explores all aspects of the phenomena including the occult, conspiracy theories, and extraterrestrial.

    We offer support for the matching sock deprived, and, catalog, research, index and document all extant material related to socks since the dawn of the shoe. Our audio visual department is the largest multimedia center in Hollywood and several sock themed feature films, television shows, and interactive CDs are in development.

    We are entirely funded by your tax dollars expedited by matching cuts in the defense, welfare, and education budgets.
  Number 202 - March 2000